- Fact about teen wolf: Every character is an asshole at least once in the show get over it
Things I need:
After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, “I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution.”
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, “Fuck. You.”
Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he’s laughing so hard.
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move