1. anobviousaside:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIGHTS!!!!!

    11:59pm i am just sliding in under the door

    (via stilinskisparkles)

     
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  3. bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

    (via winterscout)

     

  4. sleeepingalone:

    how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

    (via coffeeandcastiel)

     

  5. sexualremarks:

    WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

    (via coffeeandcastiel)

     
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  7. FULL TFIOS MOVIE SOUNDTRACK

    tfiosmovienews:

    1. Ed Sheeran – All Of The Stars
    2. Jake Bugg – Simple As This
    3. Grouplove – Let Me In
    4. Birdy & Jaymes Young – Best Shot
    5. Kodaline – All I Want
    6. Tom Odell – Long Way Down
    7. Charli XCX – Boom Clap
    8. STRFKR – While I’m Alive
    9. Indians – Oblivion
    10. The Radio Dept. – Strange Things Will Happen
    11. Afasi & Filthy – Bomfallarella
    12. Ray LaMontagne – Without Words
    13. Birdy – Not About Angels
    14. Lykke Li – No One Ever Loved
    15. M83 – Wait
    16. Birdy – Tee Shirt (bonus track)

    (via hijacked-peeta)

     

  8. "¿turndown pourquoi?"
    — harinef (via arabellesicardi)

    (via ssasha)

     
  9. frantzfandom:

    awisemanoncesaidnothing:

    Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

    are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

    (via currygah)

     
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  12. paigethenotebook:

    tim4eus:

    catsforlivvy:

    idratherdreamofjune:

    softdespair:

    join-they-said:

    Russian medical record written in cursive

    you say russian and i raise you chinese

    Chinese doctors' handwriting

    *gasp of horror*

    OHMYGOD STOP.

    alright but

    Hebrew tho

    i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

    (via currygah)

     
  13. imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

    controversial-tabloid-story:

    lexxerduglas:

    clorinspats:

    shade-rartblog:

    thewingedshadow:

    elliotexplicit:

    cineraria:

    How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
    伊東家の食卓

    I just did this. Legit.

    the fuck

    Clearly this is black magic at work here

    been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

    WHAT THE SHIT

    I just did this for my mom and she screamed.

    This is not worth selling your soul to satan

    (via currygah)

     

  14. thechurchofbobsaget:

    I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

    (via dutchster)

     
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